"The internet is for porn"

一首歌說盡所有男生的心裡話。



歌詞中英對照：

KATE: The internet is really really great
Kate: 網路實在非常非常讚～

TREKKIE MONSTER: For porn
Trekkie Monster: 因為有A圖

KATE: I've got a fast connection so I don't have to wait
Kate: 我的連結快速所以我不用等～

TREKKIE: For porn
Trekkie: 不用等A圖

KATE: Huh? There's always some new site,
Kate: 啊？總有新網站～

TREKKIE: For porn!
Trekkie: 新A圖網！

Kate: I browse all day and night
Kate: 我從早到晚瀏覽～

TREKKIE: For porn!
Trekkie: 瀏覽A圖！

KATE: It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light
Kate: 感覺就像我以光速往前衝～

TREKKIE: For porn!
Trekkie: 為A圖衝！

KATE: Trekkie!
KATE: Trekkie!

TREKKIE: The internet is for porn
Trekkie: 網路就是要拿來看A圖

KATE: Trekkie!
KATE: Trekkie!

TREKKIE: The internet is for porn,
Trekkie: 網路就是要拿來看A圖

KATE: What are you doing!?
Kate: 你在幹嘛啊！？

TREKKIE: Why you think the net was born? Porn porn porn
Trekkie: 要不然你以為幹嘛發明網路？A圖！A圖！A圖！

KATE: Treee—kkie!
Kate: Trekkie!!（拉長聲）

TREKKIE: Oh hello kate monster
Trekkie: 喔哈囉KATE怪獸～

KATE: You are ruining my song
Kate: 你毀了我的歌！

TREKKIE: Oh me sorry, me no mean to
Trekkie: 喔，我抱歉，我無意的。

KATE: Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish?
Kate: 如果你不介意的話，請你閉嘴一會兒讓我唱完，好嗎？

TREKKIE: Okie-Dokie!
Trekkie: 沒問題！

KATE: Good
Kate: 很好

Kate: I'm glad we have this new technology
Kate: 我很高興有了這個新科技～

TREKKIE: For porn
Trekkie: A圖新科技！

KATE: Which gives us untold opportunity
Kate: 給了我們無限的機會～

TREKKIE: For por—oops, sorry
Trekkie: 無限A～呃，抱歉～

KATE: Right from you own desktop
Kate: 就在你家電腦上～

TREKKIE: For ---
Trekkie: A～

KATE: You can research browse and shop
Kate: 你可以研究瀏覽加血拼～

Kate: Until you've had enough and your ready to start
Kate: 一直到你準備充分準備開始～

TREKKIE: FOR PORN!!
Trekkie: 開始看A圖！

Kate: Trekkie!
Kate: Trekkie!

TREKKIE: The internet is for porn!
Trekkie: 網路就是要拿來看A圖

KATE: Noooo
Kate: 不～

TREKKIE: The internet if for porn!
Trekkie: 網路就是要拿來看A圖

KATE: Trekkie
KATE: Trekkie!

TREKKIE: Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!
Trekkie: 我熬夜尻槍全為了A圖，A圖，A圖！

KATE: That's gross! you're a pervert
Kate: 好噁！你是個色狼！

TREKKIE: Ah, sticks and stones Kate monster
Trekkie: 啊，你這話很傷人耶，Kate Monster。

KATE: NO really, you are a pervert, Normal people don't sit at home and look at porn on the internet
Kate: 不，真的，你是個大色狼。正常人才不會坐在家裡看網站上的A圖呢！

TREKKIE: Ohhhh?
Trekkie: 喔～～～～？

KATE: What?!
Kate: 安怎？

TREKKIE: You have no idea, Ready normal people?
Trekkie: 你完全狀況外，正常人們，準備好了嗎？

NORMAL PEOPLE: Ready--- ready ----ready
正常人們: 好了～好了～好了～

TREKKIE: Let me hear it!
Trekkie: 大家一起唱！

TREKKIE AND GUYS: The internet is for porn!
Trekkie和大家: 網路就是要拿來看A圖～

PRINCETON: Sorry kate
Princeton: 抱歉Kate～

TREKKIE AND GUYS: The internet is for porn!
Trekkie和大家: 網路就是要拿來看A圖～

PRINCETON: I masturbate!
Princeton: 我會尻槍！

TREKKIE AND GUYS: All these guys unzip their flies for porn, porn, porn!
Trekkie和大家: 我們大家拉下拉鍊全都是為了A圖，A圖，A圖！

KATE: The internet is not for porn!!
Kate: 網路不是拿來看A圖的！！

TREKKIE AND GUYS: PORN, PORN, P---
Trekkie和大家: A圖！A圖！A～～

KATE: HOLD ON A SECOND!
Kate: 給我等一下！

Kate: Now i know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online
Kate: 我記得你，Rob，在網上檢視你的文件夾和交易股票。

ROB: That's correct.
Rob: 沒錯。

KATE: And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com
Kate: 還有Brian，你在Amazon.com買東西。

BRIAN: Sure!
Brian: 當然！

KATE: And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay
Kate: 還有Gary，你一直在Ebay賣你的東西。

GARY: Yes I do!
Gary: 是呀！

KATE: And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card
Kate: 還有Princeton，你送了我一張很窩心的線上生日卡。

PRINCETON: True!
Princeton: 對！

TREKKIE: Oh, but Kate- What you think he do . . .after? hmm?
Trekkie: 喔，可是Kate～你以為他寄完生日卡之後…幹了啥？嗯？

PRINCETON: . .yeah
Princeton: …是的

KATE: EEEWWWWW!
Kate: 噁！！！！！

TREKKIE AND GUYS: The internet is for porn!
Trekkie和大家: 網路就是要拿來看A圖～

KATE: Gross!
Kate: 噁心！

TREKKIE AND GUYS: The internet is for porn!
Trekkie和大家: 網路就是要拿來看A圖～

KATE: I hate porn
Kate: 我恨A圖！

TREKKIE: Grab your dick and double click
Trekkie: 抓住你鳥雙點擊

KATE: I hate you men!
Kate: 我恨死你們這幫男人了！

TREKKIE AND GUYS: For porn, porn, porn!
Trekkie和大家: 來看A圖，A圖，A圖！

(harmonizing) porn, porn, porn, porn
（眾人和聲）A圖，A圖，A圖，A圖～

KATE: I'm leaving!
Kate: 我要走了！

TREKKIE AND GUYS: Porn~~~~~
Trekkie和大家：A圖～～～～～～

KATE: I hate the internet!
Kate: 我恨網路！

TREKKIE AND GUYS: Porn~~~~
Trekkie和大家：A圖～～～～～～

TREKKIE: The internet is for
Trekkie: 網路就是要拿來看～

TREKKIE AND SOME: The internet is for
Trekkie和一些人：網路就是要拿來看～

TREKKIE AND ALL: The internet is for PORN!
Trekkie和大家：網路就是要拿來看A圖！